Wednesday's Epic Fail(s)

1.  I was eating jello, and in this case they were called "jellies", and I reached into my bag sure that I would pull out a grape jello and pulled out, nope not grape, but lychee...
     Me: "IT'S A GRAPE JELLY!"
     Me: (holds out jello package in hand and has a retarded smile on face)
     Jeremy: "...."
     Me: (looks down at hand)
     LYCHEE.
     You had to be there...
2.  Me: (looking at the picture of really purple grapes on the wrapper of my jello)
     Me: "I have never seen a purple grape before!"
     Jeremy: "Umm, yes you have.  We eat them all the time!"
     Me: (in a laughing fit) "Oh yea...but not like a really really purple one!  Like this light purple grape on here!!" (shows wrapper)