Tuesday's Epic Fail(s) and Jeremy's Epic Win

1.  (shopping in Gap with my mom and brother)
     Jeremy: "Hey!  Look, it's a random green cheerio on the floor!"
     Both: (stare at random cheerio on the floor)
     Me: (walks over to cheerio and attempts to kick it....fail)
     *misses the cheerio when she kicks it and then puts her foot down ON TOP OF THE FREAKIN CHEERIO...crunch*


2.  *Jeremy is my little brother by the way...*
     (My brother and I are sitting in the car waiting on my mother and we are eating food from Magic Wok.  We finish then I tell him to go throw it in the trash can outside of the car.  Epic Win.)
     Me: "Jeremy, go throw away the trash in the trash can over there."
     Jeremy: "No!  Yooouuuu! *he says it how Soulja Boy says it in his song)
     Car radio: "Yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" *basically it starts playing Tonight (the clean version) by Enrique Inglesias.  It was EPIC...and funny)

Bowling Mishap

Hello there!  So I am here today to tell you about my bowling mishap.  Today happened to be the day for our family-minus-one-person outing and that outing happened to be bowling.  Okay, I have to say...I absolutely suck at bowling.  Period.  No other words needed.  My fingers hurt like heck right now, but I think we are going back tomorrow.  If you happened to ever go bowling with me, be ready for a laughfest cause it's coming to you!  Okay, okay I know I'm boring you with these corny lines and crap, but I don't know what else to type so deal with it.
     I think we went to Rebelane's at about maybe 4?  I think that is about right.  We got our cool bowling shoes at the counter and mine were half black half red.  They were "beast."  Anyways then we had some trouble working the little computer thing because this was our first time to play, meaning my brother and I, and my mom hasn't played in a while.  So we asked the people next to us how to work it and stuff then got going.  I got a spare on my first try!  Then, it all went downhill, slowly.  I don't think I ever got another spare except for maybe two or three times in two games or whatever it is you call them.  I lost to my mom and my brother both games.  I did worse in the second game than the first with 62 in the second, and 64 in the first.
     I believe it was maybe the beginning off the second game when it happened.  I was getting ready to do whatever you do with a bowling ball (throw? roll? slide..?), then I was like "Hey!  I wonder if I could get a strike if I increased my speed, both leg and arm.  Bad decision.  Here is a scenario of what happened:
*Girl backs up with neon pink bowling ball in hand and black and red bowling shoes on her feet*
*Girl half wobbles half runs half crawls with sorta speed toward the bowling lane thing*
*Girl swings arm back to gain momentum*
*Girl decides to swing her arm a little bit faster to gain speed on the ball*
*Girl lets ball go on accident while it is still swinging-back behind her...*
*Girl closes her eyes because she just realizes what she did and stops in mid hobble*
*Girl starts to laugh at herself and turns around embarrassedly to pick it up and roll the ball down the lane*

So yea, that is pretty much the most epic fail of today.  I'm going to start having daily epic fail posts.  I'll post one everyday.  Then have a poll on which one you guys think is the most Epic Fail of the whole week.  I will look forward to that, and you should too :)  Got to go catch some sweet dreams so I will catch you later later on if you know what I mean...
TOODLES~
- Mikoto Takumi

(P.S.  I saw lil elf bowling like a champ.)