1. I was eating jello, and in this case they were called "jellies", and I reached into my bag sure that I would pull out a grape jello and pulled out, nope not grape, but lychee...
Me: "IT'S A GRAPE JELLY!"
Me: (holds out jello package in hand and has a retarded smile on face)
Jeremy: "...."
Me: (looks down at hand)
LYCHEE.
You had to be there...
2. Me: (looking at the picture of really purple grapes on the wrapper of my jello)
Me: "I have never seen a purple grape before!"
Jeremy: "Umm, yes you have. We eat them all the time!"
Me: (in a laughing fit) "Oh yea...but not like a really really purple one! Like this light purple grape on here!!" (shows wrapper)
Yo! I hope you are ready for a whirlwind of surprises because this is it. This is a place where magical, random, and mysterious things will occur. I hope your ready...
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