GOTTA PEE!...(sorry for the explicit details..)

     Hello, world.  I am currently sitting against the frame of the front door to my house.  I also have to really really pee.  No kidding.  I am about to go too.  I don't have a key or a garage opener thing-a-ma-jig.  My uncle is supposed to come rescue me, but he and my brother are currently at a "barbeque festival"...weird right?  I have never heard of something like that..just saying, but apparently it does exist.  I almost just literally pee'd in my pants just now and not because of laughing or anything, like I really really really really need to go.
     My next post will look something like this:

Exactly..

- Mikoto Takumi, needing to go to the white seat of wonder, really bad..