Monday, February 28, 2011

Bathtubs, British Accents (Sorta), and Weirdly named French Fries

Halo!  No, I am not talking about the shooting game Halo as what you 75% out of 100 were probably thinking.  I am talking about the many people (I said many, not all because I know that many of you are very kind hearted people) who stereotype asians with that weird voice and moronic vocabulary when they try to imitate how they perceive an international person to be saying.

Random Topic: Asian and Other Stereotypes
     For instance a guy walks into a Japanese grill restaurant with his buddies and is seated by an asian women who works their.  She begins to take their order and she has a bit of trouble speaking well pronounced english words because she was not born in America.  She says, "Hello, may I take your order?" as best as she can.  They perceive it as, "Halo!  May take you orda?" as if she was some retarded old woman who doesn't have a brain.  They snicker to one another and try to imitate her saying stuff like, "Oh!  I want salmon sushee.  Can I've chopsteeck?  You know, chopsteeck?" and proceed to make chopstick motions in the air as if she didn't understand.  That kind of thing I detest so much with my whole entire soul.  I know only some people do that, but I just despise that kind of behavior!  Sorry for ranting on about asian stereotypes.  I mean if you want to go make fun of how some asians speak go do it somewhere else.  I'm not trying to be hypocrite or anything, but it just makes my heart green around the edges when I hear those types of things, it doesn't even have to be an asian stereotype.  I just had to let it out because today in my first period class I heard this guy talking to the people around his desk about how he went to a chinese restaurant and where their waiter had been telling them that their sushi was good.  "Da sushi good!  Sushi very good!" was what he was saying.  Then he was like "I know the sushi is good.  Why do you think we are here to eat sushi?  Gah!"  I was about ready to go smack him upside the head, but trying to keep myself sensible, I calmed myself down, picturing myself giving him a black eye in my head.  Yes folks, you do not want to linger in my mind for any amount of time because you might get hurt.  Sorry about the mass chaos that just happened in this very, very unusually long paragraph.  I think I am done letting steam out so I will move on to the next topic with a lighter heart.

Random Topic: Vast Imagination and Mind
     Whoa.  So since the last post that I posted till now, I have been thinking about way too many things.  How can my mind go from one thing to the next like I'm eating some kind of very sweet and delectable candy at fast pace?  I don't even know the answer to that question.  I could start thinking about what I had to just been eating to how much sweat I produce a day to what is the best way to lose weight to how to grow taller to polka dots and from that to different brands of shampoo to chees-
     Well you understand.  That is how much labor is going on inside of my head.  I have my own private home in their.  A whole 'nother me.

Random Topic: Explosive Bathtubs
     How many of you guys can claim to have a scary and somewhat explosive bathtub?  I can!!  When you turn the nozzle the water explodes from the freakin faucet in a loud eruption of...explosive..sounds.
Sometimes I forget it does that and I get too close and when I turn it -- BOOM! It's quite horrifying if I may say so.  


Random Topic: Weirdly Named French Fries?!
     So I was eating my dinner earlier on and reading the different sections of the newspaper at the same time when I happened to come across a page from a local grocery store.  I decided to read through the different foods that were on sale when I happened to come across the most horrifyingly, weirdest food.  Who on this earth from Mother Nature's womb created such a monstrous name for a food as "Crinkle Cut Fries"?!!  What the heck is that?  I think I will look it up right now.  *goes to Bing.com to search "crinkle cut fries"* *is silent* *comes back shortly*  Okay...why the heck would you name those kind of fries "crinkle cut fries?"  I mean I kind of understand why, but then again I just feel like laughing and asking, "What the crap kind of name is that and what is the food that has this name?"  They should have named them "Lightning Fries" or something like that.  Hahaha, just kidding that sounds even more retarded than "Crinkle Cut Fries."  You know what?  Everytime I see those kinds of fries now, I'll be like, "Oh my gosh!  Lightning Fries!!"  You should look them up to see what they are unless you are a very intelligent person unlike myself and already knew what it was and was probably thinking something along the lines of this while reading this entire excerpt:  What is she talking about?  Crinkle Cut Fries are the best!  How can she ask what they heck they are?  She must live under a rock or something."  Yupp, that's exactly what you were thinking weren't you? *smile*


Random Topic: British Accents (sorta)
     So I know you're probably thinking, "why does the keep saying "British accents (sorta)?"  Well that is because not everybody can fake a British accent.  Some people already speak like that so it doesn't really count as having a British accent I don't think because it's natural that they speak like that.  I just read this entire post in the best British accent that I could conjure up.  It was practically a fail, but I liked it. *grins*  So you guys should go back up to the top of this post and read at least my very long paragraph a the top in a British accent or if you are actually from Britain/England/UK then you can try to say it in your very best American accent.  Have fun like I, a very easily entertained person, did.  Also shout out to England/Britain/UK!  I love you guys!! *grins again*


Random Topic: New Picture Links!
     I have created newly made picture links to some of my friends blogs as well as some of my favorite blogs to read on the right hand side of my blog.  Just click on the picture to go to their blogs.  You should check out Enticing Breeze by Lizz.  She writes great criticisms/notes/opinions on many movies, people, and other such things.


Random Topic: Oodles of Noodles!
     Do you like noodles?  Spaghetti noodles, ramen noodles, angel hair pasta, fettucini, chicken noodle soup, any kind of noodles you can think of!  I love noodles - all kinds.  Feel free to post a comment about what your favorite type of noodles are in the comments below this post!  I look forward to your comments.


Random Topic: Look!  A Poll!
     I have recently created a poll that I will leave up for an entire week with a different question each week.  Feel free to participate in it if you wish!  I think this weeks will be about hmmmm....what color eyes do you have?


End of Random Topic rantings...for now...


Well I think I have gone on and on about a lot of things, so I will retire from my writings for today.  I hope to see many comments (if any) and many poll votings.  Thank you and type you soon!  Toodles~


- Mikoto Takumi ( º ∆ º )//


P.S. (Procrastination still lingers in this post...)

5 comments:

Shockness said...

is lasagna a "noodle"?? :)

Shockness said...

P.S. $50 tomorrow please!! Love you :)

Ren said...

Tortallini is the bestest pasta ever!!

Shockness said...

Kat, don't forget money!! Just reminding you!! :)

Mikoto Takumi said...

oops...I was just reading over everything and I realized that I totally forgot to put up the poll..my bad. and I have never heard of Tortallini before, but you can bet your britches that I will go look it up right NOW! :)